STUDIO ONE

The golden oldies of Studio One... that is if I don't get endlessly interrupted tomorrow like I did today! Lawyers calling (good) metal scrapers (good) and my seventeen year old daughter with prom dress fittings (very bad!)

CE'CILE!

Why I listen to CE’CILE?

The long lost original BAD GYAL version.

 I’ll start with a biological reason. 

My male of the species DNA consists of both the X and Y chromosome, so when I catch a glimpse of her irresistible double X chromosomes, I turn caveman. 

Basically one part of my brain turns to cerebral mush while the suppressed primal animal takes control.

The E.P. that left everybody wanting more!

The non-scientific explanation… she makes fucking great music. It’s that simple.

Her music is aural pheromones. It shimmies across the dance floor in impossible high heels. CE'CILE is ladies room girlfriend consul between hot gyals fixing their lipstick in the mirror. She is dirty minded and full bodied as CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE. She is bubbly pillow talk with a playful bite.  She is everything feminine without the motherly instinct. 

A delicious photo session packed version from Kingstone Records!

She pleads alluringly if she's WORTH IT? 

Sure six of the big tunes here are shared between all three releases. I know she's worth it because I've bought both the BADGYAL and the WAITING versions and I don't feel ripped off! Somehow these disc play as very different affairs.

The no-expense spared version from SoBe Entertainment. 2008

I feel like I'm cheating on mi LADY SAW!

ACHIS

The online reggae encyclopedia known as ACHIS is under the impression that he is going to retire his very necessary blog by next year. Apparently, ACHIS is unaware that his massive readership is not gonna let the happen. Even if I personally have to chain him to his computer's keypad...so be it! Hey, I'll put out a fresh bowl of water every day for ya! I'm not inhumane ya know. 

No seriously, this void of flowing information will form an insidious black hole deep within the Internet universe. We may never find balance. 

Now I lost count after reading only 42,000,000 reggae reviews that he's written and generously posted. Don't believe me about those review numbers? 

Besides his BLOG check his AMAZON "page" for proof. AMAZON are the Internet universes biggest entity and ACHIS'S reviews take up more than half their carbon footprint! What writer in his right mind wants to follow in those shoes? My own BLOG wears a smallish size 9 PUMA. 

Yep out of all the endless reviews ACHIS has written, I guess I'll allow him one mistake! RICHIE SPICE'S "IN THE STREETS OF AFRICA" ranked a 2.5 out of 5. That means it is 50% bad. Are ya laces tied too tight?